C. Michael Patton has a list of Top Twenty Theological Pick-up Lines NOT to Use. My favorites: “Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness,” and “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.” My least favorite: “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
From Youtube, King of the Hill offers a look at church splits, the trial of finding a new church, and mega-churches: